Yes! I thought I was the only dumbass! I now feel validated.

“this might be a thing people feel they need to do”? Yeah they feel like they need to do it to buy drugs. And people should try to understand that? I disagree, this isn’t the same as a poor person who is shoplifting to feed their family.

Me too!

It’s adorable that she thinks that.

...up to 8 years is not that long. :(

He’s 15-year-old little fuckass, so he’s never actually seen a pair, but he sure would like everyone to think he did. He probably describes them as “bags of sand”, too.

Why is this fuckface in the black and both of the replies to him are grey?Jesus fuck.

Hahahaha omg, the response from the parents!

That’s literally what I just posted. I can’t believe it’s normal now to BURN $60. What a wonderful world we live in.

Lots of Christmas shit, too. People looooove Christmas and winter-themed candles. If you have like, “Gingerbread Man” and “Chestnuts Roasting On An Open Fire”, you’re good to go.

Okay, I’m going to get all the scoffs from people who appreciate “luxury” candles (lol wut), but...why? WHY. It is literally burning money. How can someone pay $60 for something they set fire to and which turns into nothing?

Thank you so much! I love getting book recommendations and I LOVE that you have a spreadsheet, haha. Definitely intrigued by some of those titles and authors, especially Natsuo Kirino.

I was just thinking that these options feel awfully restrictive - maybe I want to keep it in a jar!

Duuuuude, if we could miscarry intentionally (which would be a feature, and not a bug, like it is now), WHY WOULD WE EVER HAVE ABORTIONS? For fuck’s sake, Republicans! At least try to keep the story straight, Jesus Christ.

This is a) hilarious and b) reminds me of those pictures of dead Victorian children. Yikes.

Oh, I was going to include this in the post, but it was too long - her husband is the biggest mansplainer you’ve EVER seen. I have never been talked down to like I have been when we hung out with this guy. It’s not even that he’s evil and he does it on purpose; I would probably respect him more if he was.

Wait - I’m not from the U.S., so I only know bits and pieces - I knew that it’s complicated to get rid of a judge, but even if they do something completely unacceptable, there is no recourse? If some fuckface gets voted and then goes on to do/say shitty things, you have to wait for 6 YEARS to vote their ass out?

Haha, I love the part about the gloves!

Ugh, one of my friends got married and now when Christmas rolls around, she no longer sends me our usual friendly, funny wishes, she sends out some solemn, religious bullshit about the “light of the holidays” and she signs it with her husband’s last name. The first year she did it, I was thoroughly disgusted. I’m…