Well at least now they have a good motto!

You have my sympathies.

Dude, what the fuck is wrong with you? This is so gross. I hate public proposals as it is, but this...this is like, a whole new level of unwanted external pressure. What makes people think they have the right to butt in people’s lives like that?

Sexting with boys is so funny, they get really into it and you’re over there like, cleaning your kitchen or something.

Okay, first of all, the vast majority (I would have said 100%, but I’ll leave it at that) of the visible, vocal, active pro-lifers do not give two shits about babies, fetuses, life or anything of the sort. That fact has been well-established through their actions, through their words, through their contempt, etc.…

Hahahaha. Okay, I looked it up and while I don’t find anything *magical* about it, I think it’s hilarious. But maybe that’s because I’m kind of a dick and I get a kick out of pranking kids and having fun with how gullible they are? The shit I think up to deceive/scare kids, man, oh man. That is part of the reason why…

Oh, I’m sure some people get along with the idea just fine! I just think people seem to be divided on the matter. Either you love it or you hate it. Like, if I had a kid and they received this as a gift I would most certainly not use it, because that’s not what I’m about, but I don’t care if others are using…

Meh, I don’t think in this particular case it’s as much about the lying as it is about the fact that the concept is fucking creepy. If I had toys that moved on their own overnight when I was a kid, I would genuinely need that therapy you were talking about.

YES, that is exactly what I was thinking. I would be scared of that thing and I’m a grown woman. No way would I let it near any children, mine or other people’s.

Hahaha oh my god, is that for real? Diversity? Wow.

I legitimately thought that was the actual issue, but apparently no. Imaginary dead fetus dignity > logic.

What the fuuuuuuuck

See: earlier article about the woman who attempted a coat-hanger abortion. Cue 5469585 comments stating, in no uncertain terms, that she was stupid, silly, reckless and selfish and she should have “just waited” or “just sucked it up” for three more months, no biggie. IT’S NOT THAT SIMPLE, ASSHOLES.

Hahaha, imagine like, tiny baby parts Planned Parenthood didn’t get to sell writhing around a ditch. Little sub-par arms and legs that no one wanted to buy moving on their own.

Can you imagine how they’re getting off on this? This is the kind of thing they live for, what they hope for. The murderous slut is in prison, where she belongs and the precious little baby is not dead. Yay! Who gives a fuck about the fact that he’s going to suffer terribly his whole life and that most likely, no one…

Then don’t get one. 8 weeks is laughable, a lot of women don’t even realize they’re pregnant by then.

Dude, it’s not even like we’re making a supposition. This LITERALLY happened a VERY short time ago. We are supposed to learn from history, but I guess when you only care about what the precious baby JESUS thinks about them, you choose to ignore history, because fuck those sluts.

Oh, for fuck’s sake! No one said they should have killed anyone. That baby was not “born alive”; he was dead and resuscitated. That is what people had a problem with. This was a botched abortion that did not need to turn into a forced delivery and then into a forced living baby. That was not ethically/morally…

Not before weighing them up against a duck!

I’m sorry, but that is hilarious. Not the mental image, but the fact that people genuinely BELIEVE this. Tiny babies, ripped apart. In PILES.