I don’t know, guys, I think she has a point. Yes, helping others is noble or whatever, but my god, at what cost? Poverty is icky and Junior might learn to *dry heaves* acknowledge poor people as human beings! Idk, I think it’s just un-American to teach kids that other countries exist in the world and that people…

Oh god, the hats, don’t get me started on the hats. People had started theories on her having a split personality disorder: Hat Grace = good, Hatless Grace = evil.

Dude, when he was trying to get Grace to sleep with him in last week’s episode...YES DIEGO YES TAKE ME.

I hate Lea Michele. Pure, unadulterated hate. And I hated the finale, it failed to rise up to the expectations it set by previous (brilliant) episodes. It wasn’t funny, the choice to go with the most obvious fucking killer was lazy, the way it was revealed was lazy and the only reason it was even done is because Ryan…

I know this is SO NOT THE POINT, but my god, her skin is fucking incredible. It should not be possible to be a genius AND have amazeballs skin. Like, give us mortals a chance at excelling at...something, anything, cause it sure ain’t gonna be writing like her.

Jesus Christ, is this what we have come to? Now *I’m* sad.

Same.

I’m not on Twitter, so I guess that tells you all you need to know about me. I still feel like I’m being trolled. Youths! *shakes fist*

I think like 10% of the people here know what this is. I’m just confused, I thought they made this shit up, but apparently not.

It does seem that way, doesn’t it?

Um...so literally no one has ever heard about this. This is not a thing. God, is this a thing? I know it’s uncool to be so out of the loop in your early twenties, but COME ON...cuffin season? The fuck?

BRINGING THIS BACK

Or - REVOLUTIONARY IDEA - MEN could stay at home and look after the kids and cook and vacuum and scrub the toilets. How about that?

OH, JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL YOUR FATHER COMES HOME!

The cutesy words and hashtags are disgusting. One word (two words??): Fro-yo. Grow the fuck up.

Because those are her god-given womanly duties, duh. *inserts bullshit evolutionary biology reason that is coincidentally always, ALWAYS controlling and misogynistic*

Can you imagine how ADORABLE a Baby Sherlock Holmes would be?? With like, a tiny monocle and tiny mustache and a tiny magnifying glass and a TINY PIPE. *squeals*

I know, right? Now I’m going to have ALL THE BABIES!