So......Making a custom dress for her would be ridiculously expensive and time consuming. Most dresses loaned out to actresses are from the runway and altered to fit them. These couture/fashion houses can’t just whip up a couture dress in no time. They can take hundreds of hours.

Is it possible they don’t think she’s famous enough to make a custom dress and want to lend her only a sample size that’s ready to go? 😬 

The idea, if you did the research, was to get those that lost their home into a new home as quickly as possible. Nothing was getting done in NOLA, so the MIR organization stepped in to help. They planned to build these houses quickly and green and as inexpensive as possible. They were never to be free, but they were…

I think his heart was in the right place. Unfortunately his brains were (are?) in his ass. 

People who are responsible for these construction errors:

I checked out the Savage x fenty lingerie, and was terribly disappointed. I wasn’t a huge fan of the designs, but that’s fine, we all have different tastes. The real problem was the production quality. The fabric was scratchy and stiff, the elastic obviously cheap and old (crackly, losing its stretch). It was utter…

Bless your heart.

Marcia Gay Harden’s? I know. Same.

I couldn't care less about Eugenie and Jack, but sign me up for tea with his grandma.

Kate graduated from the University of St Andrews.

I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with…

These studies depress me as a 36-year-old woman. I get asked out by 29-year-old men more than any other age. People always ask me why I date younger so often, but the truth is men my own age don’t message me often. I think they’re probably messaging mid-20's women.

If you’re middle aged and somehow are attracted to an 18 year old after they open their mouth and start talking, you’ve got a few issues.

Two true things that are otherwise largely unrelated:

That is such an absurd fucking leap. 

I’m trying to get sober right now. (It’s very, very new. Like, a couple days. Like, this is the first time I’m talking about it, online or IRL.) It sucks, and I admire Demi Lovato’s years of sobriety, of course, but also her honesty about her recent relapse. I hope she recovers from her OD and makes her way back to…

Whatever. I can just imagine John B. snarking out of the side (and front) of his mouth about his relatives’ greed and utter lack of shame.

Who wants to bet it’s those cousins from Florida who weren’t portrayed in the greatest light? They came across in the podcast as making a cash-grab anyways.

That poor woman was purchasing something deeply personal to boot.