I was sent an unsolicited dick pic on a dating app (his first message even!) and let the guy know I’d be sharing it with my friends so we could all laugh at how skinny and crooked it was. He took it...not well. Said app was promptly deleted, and I’ve never looked back. :)

If you send unsolicited genitalia pictures to someone than I see nothing wrong with them sharing that picture and mocking the poor composition/lighting/cropping/etc. Don’t fucking send pictures of your genitalia to anyone without express permission.

Dear god, no.

Do you even GO to this school...?

Is that you, Bryan?

I wish it was Saturday Night Social because I sort of just need to shout this out into the void (no longer having social media accounts).

Probably in Russia

Where did you learn to spell dummy?? 

I never thought of myself as a member of the “extreme” left, but somehow, I’m not super on board with a 21st century Trail of Tears.

okay, but what about...?

Who says he’s not ugly?! His soul is starting to show in his exterior. Also, Ethan Hawke, 10/10 would. I saw him in person once. I’d climb him like a maple tree.

Get out of here with your rational take on the matter!

I’m gonna get a lot of flack for this but my take is Scarlett Johansson is conventionally attractive and a bonefide star, proven as a lead capable of carrying a movie?

Oh go fuck off with that. Most comparisons to Nazis are hyperbolic, but this shit ain’t. It’s nearly a step-by-step play book. They aren’t gassing people by the millions but the Nazis didn’t wake up one day and start doing that either. They started the way this admin is, and so it’s smart and good and wholesome to…

Here at Sonoco, we value white supremacy. Adam, make it real!

*Looks around*

That was fast.

Not every music narrative begins with a prologue about Madonna, and that’s something Madonna will never understand.

I will watch this and I won’t be sorry.

A used mattress from a Trump hotel.