thewholetownscute
thewholetownscute
thewholetownscute

Sex and love addiction is a real thing. I’m not a psychologist, but repeatedly sabotaging your entire life so you can snapchat dickpicks is a likely qualifier.

I find it pretty sickening that NatGeo thinks this should be played as a TV show. It just appeals to the most vile, basest of human instincts. Why not find a dog fighting ring and just show that? Perhaps NatGeo could make extra money by running numbers and making books? Blech. I get that it’s nature. But filming it

This and the first several responses are the best comments of the day. Priceless.

People said a lot of the same stuff about the Legos movie and I’ve been trying to scrub that mess from my brain ever since I saw it. I will only see this movie on a TV in a living room and because I’m being forced to by the presence of small children. This looks fucking horrible.

OH my gosh, I’m choking on my double espresso from that. Thank you for the laugh. Question: are you Trump? It’s just that the combination of weak wit and thin skin is very Trumpian, so I’m just curious. Your original argument is both lacking in substance and just petty enough that it makes me think there’s a very high

The CMAs have to diversify because the traditional country music audience has a demographical expiration date. White people are dying off as the majority. But I’m guessing you already know that and it gives you nightmares.

I don’t know if the veganism stuck.

Pumpkin spice latte, please, I live in NYC. So, clearly I’m a double espresso kind of gal. Pumpkin spice lattes are really more of a “pansy whining over a black woman that’s more powerful, influential, successful and talented than his whole family put together” kind of drink, isn’t it?

Anyone else get shade from the Chicks throwing in the lyrics from Long Time Gone in the middle:

You mean Kenney Chesney? I didn’t see Urban in the video but I did see an extremely constipated Chesney.

Beyonce herself says that she has to diet and work out like hell when she’s in promoting/publicity mode. And when she’s not all bets are off.

I know. Gee, I wonder what it is about Beyonce that’s so different and just really, really bothers the small-minded pansies in middle America. Hmm, what could it be? Any thoughts?

Stay in your lane? Jesus, you’re like kryptonite to anything cool and interesting. Is something innovative that fucking scary to you? Art must just totally confound you.

Waaaaahhhhhhhh! Thank you for helping me write some lyrics to my new Country/Hip Hop hybrid song I’m writing. I’m calling it “White Tears and a Pickup Truck”.

By the way, the CMAs have scrubbed all evidence of their performance from their website and social media due to fan outrage according to Uproxx.

He is so hot.

Will anybody really be disappointed by this news? This show has become a joke.

Exactly. It’s embarrassingly bad right now and has been for two seasons. I doubt many people are disappointed it won’t be returning until January. Shonda Rhimes shows always jump the shark early.

Lots of really fabulous fashion. The Chicks and Beyonce couldn’t look happier or more beautiful.

That might’ve been Kenny Chesney. He was not here for them.