Great piece. One gripe:

Trollity troll troll trolling troll trolly?

Yellow diamonds are the worst. And it’s Bulgari, not Bvlgari. Yes, I’m that person.

I just returned from a long weekend in Memphis which included a powerful first visit to The National Civil Rights Museum and...WOW! Resilient, brave, dignified are just some of the words that popped into my head watching videos and hearing testimonies of Ruby Bridges, James Meredith, the student sit-ins, freedom…

Wait, that half-punch and secondary left tap on the chin did her in? This was rigged, right?

Um, no. Not by a longshot.

This is awesome news. If Trump becomes the GOP nominee, it will be a slam dunk for progressives.

I disagree. If his wife was still married to him knowing his predilection for sociopathic cruelty, then she’d indirectly guilty of putting herself and her children in the path of mayhem. His career is over, so hopefully they haven’t spent all their money on bribing African game hunters and officials. They’re going to…

“...but really, the more people stand against him, the more she perceives it as an affront to her and all that she’s done to make him a star.”

That GIF is hilarious as there are so many people in it who clearly have no idea what they’re watching, why they’re excited and why they should now be uncertain.

Oooh, that is terrible. I think the amount without knowing that is fine anyway.

Well, dear, they did do something wrong. The article clearly states which law they broke. And it will be a lovely disincentive in the future for other businesses that are thinking about discriminating against those they don’t like.

That is really civically lazy at best and irresponsible and dangerous at worst.

I’m single without kids and my friends and I haven’t drifted at all. In fact, a few of my girlfriends have worked even harder to maintain their friendships viewing them as a necessary oasis of self-care from parenting and marital partnerships. They’re usually the ones instigating drinks after work, movie nights and…

Seriously! How could a person who is old enough to have children be confused about how invitations work?

It’s very direct when the invite doesn’t explicitly say “and family”. Pretending otherwise is delusional.

Nope. Invites are pretty darn clear. If the wedding is not address to “and family” or “and kids”, then it’s not ok and it’s not okay to ask. People know how difficult it is to spend the money, find sitters, make arrangements...it’s not their problem. Kids at a wedding completely changes the atmosphere and the couple…

Fuck Apple’s music service.

Rarely and with much lower casualties. And that’s an important distinction.

I saw that tour and it was awesome. Another interesting fact—Madonna and MCA had a fling on that tour ;)