As someone who spent $200 for Madonna tix (always see one show each tour), I’m excited. Why not bring another badass woman up on stage with her no matter her motivation!

They registered for TWO garden hoses? Who would even register for one?!

Remember when Cameron Crowe showed such promise?

Holy crap! And Sochi, too! Wow.

I can’t ever bring myself to read the details about men’s child porn tastes. I think I can and then I get one or two sentences in and have to retreat. That and animal abuse absolutely make my skin crawl. And not to get too Jezzie, but it’s almost always men. Sick fuckers.

A friend gave me Mindy Kaling’s memoir as a gift and I couldn’t get more than 40 pages in. I’ve never been a huge fan, but it was sort of painful. Just because you’re funny/have a good voice/can act does NOT mean your life is fascinating and/or you can write.

Ugh, thanks for ruining my night. When I watched that episode I wanted to pull my hood all the way down over my face I was so uncomfortable for Megan, for Pare and for everyone everywhere that had to witness it.

Yes, I almost fell off the show because of Megan.

I don’t really see it. Well, it’s not that I don’t agree, but it’s not exactly revolutionary for that era. Betty wore blue all the time because she’s blond haired and blue eyed and lived in an era where someone probably “did her colors” and told her to wear cool blues and greens. And she always has a cigarette because…

Whenever my life feels unbearable, I just remember it could be worse—I could live in Dubai or Qatar and have to stare at all the fug everywhere I went. I then smile a self-congratulatory smile and go on about my day.

He is so self-conscious and affected.

I find it an odd testament to our culture that a fight would attract so many celebrities. I mean, how many of them really enjoy the sport of boxing? Probably not many. But they HAVE to be there because they want to be seen at the scene. Nerds.

He barely served any time and the little bit he served was postponed until after a fight. Nope, he's a lowlife coward whose terrified of women and the world so he beats up on women because it helps him momentarily forget he has a small penis and no life. He's a pansy.

Ugh, nothing like watching totally bored, captive wild animals have the highlight of their day be crushing watermelons in shit enclosures while idiot humans stand around and ogle.

I’ve never heard Blake Lively speak a word. And I say that with more than just a bit of pride.

Wow, you have to be pretty rotten to the core to say those things. Like sociopathic level of hatred, bitterness and self-loathing coursing through your veins rotten.

Nothing we put in our mouths could be worse than what we were forced to witness at the Oscars. NPH needs to pull the tour bus into the station for a bit.

You'd be surprised. I've read some expose articles in the recent past talking about what a shitty industry it is and how low the pay is. And nobody gets health insurance and are forced to perform even when they're hurt.

This is probably after a career of making much less money than you'd think, no health insurance and likely couldn't afford life insurance for his family. The wrestling industry is criminal and the injuries are very real. And the wrestlers that have tried to change it have been blackballed from the industry. It's…

It's a beauty pageant not a race contest.