Honorary Pilot: Goh Wong Wei

Copilot: Sum Ting Wong

Pilot: Ho lee Fuk

So cause more anxiety to get rid of the original. So to stop smoking, I should do lots of cocaine. Makes sense to me.

Women watching movies were men get drowned, tortured, burnt to deat, suffocated, stabbed, shot, blown up, castrated, run over by cars... and I assume there is some of that in this movie as well

I thought they solved the problem of people watching Top Gear illegally by firing Clarkson and hiring Chris Evans.

“GM declined to comment, saying essentially that it was an “old GM” problem.”

Been saying this from day one. People knew, lied, and covered shit up... to save a buck. And people died.

When GM used faulty ignition switches to save 60 cents per car, this doesn’t surprise me at all for every manufacturer.

Really? We’re gonna cry now for basic decency? Don’t get me wrong, this is a kind gesture, just lamenting the height of the bar here.

How many times do they have to tell you they don’t start serving lunch until 10:15? Your fault at this point imo

It’s no surprise that Rudolph understands what it’s like when none of the others invite you to play.

I don’t think Stewart is responsible.

Yes, it in fact does. If you want to cross hawt take streams from NASCAR to the NFL, you’re gonna get it.

I have never wanted to have a Twitter account more than I did yesterday. And then “shut up Tony, didn’t you kill a guy” was tweeted and the feeling passed. Such a beautifully simple rebuke to that racist shitstain. Thanks for reporting on this Stef, you have created many smiles :)

I mean... points for creativity, I guess...? I’ve heard of telling someone to suck ass but to suck a fart out of an ass is kind of poetic.

“Fuck the police” and “Y’all can suck a fart out my ass for all I care.”

I’m mostly pointless too, yet I still exist.

Because a gym’s worth is measured in the total MSRP of its equipment as opposed to the quality, intensity and variety of workout that can be had...

Do you have the means to transport and store a giant fuck off tire?