According to Trump, the America that white people are supposed to have is broken and stumbling and in need of repair. Kaepernick is black, and has achieved some success, so he needs to zip it and get in line.

His appeal to African-American voters in recent weeks: THINGS ARE TERRIBLE! IF YOU WALK DOWN ANY STREET YOU’LL GET SHOT 25 TIMES! VOTE FOR ME BECAUSE IT CAN’T POSSIBLY GET WORSE!

In related news, Weiner has upgraded to AT&T’s unlimited data plan.

Can someone just give this guy at job at Porn Hub already

He misread and thought he was supposed to be getting ready for erection day.

The Goths staged a second invasion in the 90s.

I’m not normally the “goddamn Millennials” type, but... goddamn Millennials...

I'm kind of glad the legacy of prince wasn't sullied by the rest of this....ugh, whatever it is.

Over/under on his truck being a lifted black F-250 crew cab fully tinted out with a Disturbed CD in the changer and truckballz on the tow hitch?

Yes, like encouraging people not to hang out around ledges at 3:15 am while likely drinking.

“And with the first pick in the 2022 draft, the Dallas Cowboys select...”

Shame this breaks Takata’s continuous stream of positive press.

Considering how much of a disappointment Prime Day is, you’d probably be looking at a hundred bucks off a brand new 2016 Mitsubishi Lancer still on the lot in 2026.

Well thats no way to get a head in life.

True, which is why I don’t get bumper stickers either. I have some strong opinions, but don’t understand why they should be advertised on my bumper, where there is zero chance of discussing them.

1. If it’s to make other drivers change their style, good luck with that. Baby on Board signs are practically invisible.

I’ve always had a fantasy where they bring out the family and kids, and when they say turn around or Let’s welcome home Corporal Marine Todd, the family turns around overjoyed and then they wheel out a casket with the flag draped over it.

The degree to which the NFL continuously insults the public’s intelligence is maddening. Can we please just accept all of the horseshit hypocrisy, dispense with the horseshit ritualistic pomp and circumstance, and watch fucking football?!

I spent a year in Korea and it was the easiest tour I ever did. I can’t wait till we reach peak Nationalism and we start doing surprise reunions after a two month TDY to Florida.