In that last gif everyone seems focused on the guy in the red shirt, but they the guy on the right goes fucking flying by!

I’m allowed to be bitter. But fuck you too while im at it.

C’mon, there is a 0% chance you would have made this post if that picture didn’t exist, right? I don’t want to be overly sensitive, but the dude is either dealing with serious mental issues, serious addiction issues, or a combination of the two.

If there’s anyone in the world who has more practical knowledge about destroying the Taj Majal, I can’t think of who it could be.

“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

EXACTLY. An actual billionaire does everything to stay under the radar. I’ve worked for a few and I can assure you that the last thing they do is announce their wealth on national television, nor endorse products. They play things close to their chest, downplay their wealth and are intensely private.

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

No ma’am. We’re musicians.

What is probably even more scary for the residents is they get pulled over, suddenly the hood of the cop car is popped, and then they come over. It is one thing to be wary of a shitty cop, but when they basically are telegraphing you that they intend to block their dash cam, you know things aren’t going to go well.

Yeah, I worked for an auto company for a few years, and talking to the development folk about how they heat/cold test their cars makes me think this is bologna. Not to mention that if a cop has to return to their car to run a plate or search something on the computer, they’re basically blocking their own view of a…

I really want to believe the cops, I want to trust cops, I know that most cops are actually decent good people, and I want to believe this was an innocent isolated instance.

I’ve heard that he cannot palm a golf ball.

for some perspective on the size...

Can we hire this grounds crew for the Pro Bowl?

How about I work half that for half that pay....i’ll even take a 1/4 of that payout