I have a colleague who says “again” at the start of every sentence and it is even more annoying than the ubiquitous “so........” that has permeated language recently.

Why do you all have to keep talking about this qdoba and qdoba?

Glenn Medeiros.

These people are all aware that their team won, right?

I don’t think this man should have done this, but I do hope Nassar shit his pants when it happened.

Then we need to ban pharmaceutical company commercials on TV and in print. These things tell people what to tell their doctor. Anyone coming from abroad into the US can’t believe these things are allowed to exist.

It’s astonishing to think that when the 30 for 30 about the XFL 2020's single season comes out in 2035, Rod Smart will be 58 years old.

Yeah, I did.

Yeah but will the passenger airbag kill someone, because I got a letter saying I’m not supposed let anyone sit next to me.

That parking lot is not big enough to hit 88.

Are we sure there were no Libyans in a VW bus in that parking lot?

Is that a Freddie Mercury snuff anime?

I didn’t realize this was a new vehicle, I’ve been driving it for a couple years in Asphalt 8.

If you don’t, you will have failed at the American dream and must move to Havana.

The graphic on the far right was utterly perplexing until I read the article.

Never forget the Anne Hathaway interview:

On a side note, why don’t the Patriots wear the pictured uniform full time - which is gorgeous - rather than that hideous over designed thing that has besmirched the NFL for most of the last two decades?

Mumble, mumble, something about tiny hands, mumble mumble.

A 32 year old middle-class man-child from a nondescript town in England still desperately trying to be something he’s not, despite all the success and money he could have possibly hoped for.

So is “Bimmer” pronounced “beeeemer” or “bim-er” because at this point I just don’t know any more.