Great, you made some one handed catches, frosted your hair and never actually won anything.

He plays in La Liga - half the rosters of every team seem to have been under investigation for something the last few years!

I read this article 18 seconds ago and I’m already sick of the whole thing.

Too funny. If there’s one nation that can surpass even England for failing to close the deal, it’s Scotland.

YVR is one of my favorites.

SFO, DTW, most of IAH. SNA, SAN T2, to name a few.

You know you can delete the Apple apps now, right?

Are those taken there on the underground conveyor belt direct from the Denver International Airport prisons?

RIP

How do you spell that noise when you’ve already puked the solid contents of your stomach into the toilet over a couple of visits and now you’re just on that yellow bile stuff that also drips from your nose and you’re sweating and you just want it all to end so you can go sleep for 12 hours?

This is the most valid point made since this farce occurred.

This makes me uncomfortable. Why do we need to know any of this?

How long was he backing up?

Not the article I was expecting from the headline.

I love you.

No, you got that wrong, it would be an extra 1.5 points. Evans wasn’t an eligible twig-runner.

Yeah - please don’t stop for water/drinks/gel.

Yup. I don’t know and I don’t understand it. Suddenly the concept of insurance is a controversial thing.

It’s millions of 60+ year old white men who grew up watching cowboys riding horses and shooting guns and being tough and individualistic and shit. Everything is earned, nothing is given, especially if you’re not white.

Is there a competition going on at Gawker or whatever it’s called these days for the writer who uses the word “shade” the most? What do you win?