A mature, self respecting nation wouldn’t have resorted to infantile games like this, which was purely for domestic consumption.

Will these people ever rest from this tomfoolery?

We’ve reached peak fakery here.

How does he get his feet back on the pedals?

Prisons should not be businesses, fewer people should be imprisoned, and the safety of servicepeople should not be entrusted to those who are.

Ugh - i’m on the west coast and have no idea when or how I would have actually seen this happen live, or even if that was possible. I can watch soccer from two days ago, golf from this afternoon, and boxing from who knows when, but the 100m final?

Did he bundt in his final at bat?

Ferrari vs Palm Tree

Most of China is extremely shoddy when viewed up close.

Uh, doesn’t he just have a tennis ball in his pocket?

Wait, vacuum cleaners?

This needs a TL;DR

I think the Israelis and Saudis might disagree with that.

It’s not just Russians with scary bombs.

Um, because maybe killing the Ayatollah and bombing Iran would quite swiftly lead to a large scale war involving countries with nuclear weapons? That kind of thing?

Yeah, but facts are so 1998. Nobody bothers with facts any more.

Ran this through Google Translate but it didn’t detect a language.

Is he getting fined every time he wears that sleeve? Surely that's against MLB uniform rules.

I'm just impressed that Anthony Weiner was using Twitter in 2001.

Is it possible just to use the word “opinion” rather than the horrific “take,” please?