Ugh - i’m on the west coast and have no idea when or how I would have actually seen this happen live, or even if that was possible. I can watch soccer from two days ago, golf from this afternoon, and boxing from who knows when, but the 100m final?

Did he bundt in his final at bat?

Ferrari vs Palm Tree

Most of China is extremely shoddy when viewed up close.

Uh, doesn’t he just have a tennis ball in his pocket?

I think the Israelis and Saudis might disagree with that.

It’s not just Russians with scary bombs.

Um, because maybe killing the Ayatollah and bombing Iran would quite swiftly lead to a large scale war involving countries with nuclear weapons? That kind of thing?

Yeah, but facts are so 1998. Nobody bothers with facts any more.

Ran this through Google Translate but it didn’t detect a language.

Is he getting fined every time he wears that sleeve? Surely that's against MLB uniform rules.

I'm just impressed that Anthony Weiner was using Twitter in 2001.

Is it possible just to use the word “opinion” rather than the horrific “take,” please?

Buzz - wouldn’t it have been easier to try to engage them in conversation about politics? After about 10 minutes with you they’d be begging you to leave. You’d be free and no money would have to change hands.

Apparently still bitter from his breakup with Taylor Swift.

It’s a cunning smokescreen designed to divert attention from the signing of Ched Evans.

Not defending the Benghazi whackery here, but he was a Marine, not a soldier. Somebody will be along to point this out in a far less polite fashion shortly, so I thought I would give you the opportunity to amend the headline. Good day.

Maybe his shoelaces were wrapped around the accelator and he lost control and ended up in the water?

Undergone.

Who decided it was acceptable to start a comment about something with “This”?