Still a Bronze Tiger that could kick yours or my ass.

Bronze Tiger! Bronze Tiger! Bronze Tiger!

My trick, which I’ve used in virtually every FPS game since I was, like, 7, is to use ESDF instead of WASD. It frees up Q, A, Z, 1, and F1 for additional commands while still giving easy access to the modifier keys. You basically just get a free column’s worth of keybinds, which, in Fortnite, perfectly resolves into…

Dude, shut the fuck up.

Hmmm....

Republican in the front, skinhead in the back.

Requisite comment: I love reading about Eve, but god damn I never want to play it.

No. But your mom did.

To be fair, it is difficult for Chris Christie to stand for long periods of time.