I have two kids and I’ve had to sit through Kobe’s last game for the past two hours so I’ve had a couple of glasses of wine. The two aren’t connected but #1 gives me a right to have an opinion on this and #2 explains my attitude.

I care because I think about all the bad sex those poor girls must be having. There’s simply no way a 40 year old guy who only dates women under 25 is any good in bed.

For the record when people say “New York Values” they mean white and black and brown people living next door to each other. Gays freely walking the streets and going to bars to enjoy themselves. Muslims, jews, christians, atheists, all shopping, dining, etc together. Everyone living the lives they want without trying…

I listened to the audiobook, which I really enjoyed. I don’t think I would have enjoyed it so much if I read it.

I think it’s hilarious that you are sad for an 84 year old white man, because his legacy is being tarnished, when the whole point is that women don’t get a legacy at all, and are essentially dead to the world even while they are alive.

It’s weird to revisit this time period as an adult. All the despised, vilified women of the period are speaking out: Marcia Clark, Monica Lewinsky, Anita Hill. I feel like my childhood had an unreliable narrator.

If the Spice Girls can do it, anyone can.

So.... a 9 year old girl completed a course designed for what is the most elite outfit of our arsenal? I think? And we’re STILL having the conversation about whether women should be integrated into certain ranks within our armed forces?

Hey everybody, the NYT just called Florida for Trump, so let’s post our farewells to Marco Rubio! Byeeeeeee Marco, you woman-hating, secretly extremist, robotic dingus. I will never forget how hilarious it was when you trolled Trump into mentioning his wee-wee at a debate. (Also, you were the cute one.)

Really Kirstie?

Do you know how much shit I gave away when I worked at Starbucks? How many free drinks? They could afford it and so can ihop. I say fuck The Man.

So even if this ridiculous bigotry does become law in Missouri, it’s just begging to become a Supreme Court case about the constitutionality of turning away customers for their sexuality, yes?