My husband had his gallbladder out last year, and hasn’t stopped detoxing like mad after his first meal of the day, every day. He eats breakfast and has to haul ass to the bathroom to “detox” a few times immediately.

you can get the same results by having your gallbladder removed, and you don't have to worry about making tea twice a day. can i get some cash if i show off my gallbladder scars on insta? FOLLOW ME

I also don’t understand everyone with their “ugh just dump Jay already”...like she literally made a whole album about her path to forgiveness and it’s just so beside the point.

Clover is my favorite Jezebel writer. I’ve been waiting for this.

Her smile in Hold Up while she is joyfully bashing in car windows made me feel things I can’t even describe.

I am a HUGE Jack White fan, and seeing them collaborate was possibly the highlight of my fucking year. There a White fans who are all pissy about it but I though the song was absolutely perfect, an incredible…

I was at my mothers house on Saturday when this premiered. I had no real interest in watching it, but I was hooked instantly. It was completely unexpected and raw and amazing I sat in sheer amazement for the entire hour.

It's extremely well done. Everything from planning to execution is brilliant. It's stylized to high heaven. This is what I would have expected Lady Gaga to evolve to one day. I think it's more powerful coming from Bey.

This album destroyed me, and now this review says everything. THANK YOU.

Stuff I don’t want to hear anymore:

I just listened to the album today and have only been able to watch clips but Bra-VO Beyonce. Bra-fucking-Vo.

That’s Teyonce, thankyouverymuch.

Or the word processing software, Sentencé.

Or Crayola’s newest rival, Crayoncé.

I’m worried about my accounting company, Financé.

Lord help that new brand of Ouija boards, Seayoncé.

A cheating Baller? Next you’re gonna tell me Santa isn’t real!

welp this is what happens when we collectively obsess over the sexuality of barely-pubescent girls. Fuck this guy in particular, but fuck the culture that encourages his fucked-uped-ness.

That is way more eloquent that I could possibly be. My only reaction was FUUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKKKK YOOUUUUUUUUUUU!

Understandable. But some therapists (mine) suggest not shutting down when you're having one of those days. Of course, your friends/family should respect if you just want to be left alone.