Hmmm... Yes, I see. These certainly are words composing an article.

I'm so fucking cool I was tired of jokes before being tired of jokes was cool.

I recently saw an article titled “Trump is bad for comedy”.

The actions of the USA’s politicians impact the entire world.

That’s a pretty good description of what Trump is doing right now in the UK.

“Here I am a veteran of a thousand satire wars”

It sounds like it’s pissing off a bunch of rightwing chuds, so I am here for it. 

No mention that he also got Joe Walsh (the terrible one) and Sheriff Joe Arpaio (the pardoned hate criminal) to also object publicly to the interviews they signed releases for?

I feel ya.

It’s gonna be a real bummer when we all end up in concentration camps because satire was the only weapon we tried to employ in the name of decency and outrage.

Dumbie.

are you new here 

He’s like a bootleg Shkreli. 

oh god, everything about this woman was made by someone else: Face, tits, ass, image, reputation.

trolling

What’s the quickest way to make a million bucks? Start with two. 

The first iteration of this article I came across was on Buzz Feed this morning, while I was scrounging for quarters so I could go to the laundromat.

Isn’t it funny how Step #1 in all of these success stories is to be born to wealthy parents? You’d almost think that was an advantage or something. 

The idea that this girl is “self-made” is insulting. Fuck that.