Yeah, I’m pretty sure we accidentally fell into the satire universe itself at some point. wtb one ticket back plz.

I need to give this another shot. Binding of Isaac was my jam, and I was ravenous for other games like it. I sucked at this one though - I just couldn’t get many floors deep. Time to give it another go, methinks.

*checks watch*

Yeah - honestly, I’ve played A LOT of mobile games lately (it’s all I have time for) and this is the most F2P viable one I’ve seen since Fire Emblem: Heroes. The amount of free gems they give you is crazy, and pull rates for 5 stars are super easy - plus it’s easy to re-roll and get the recommended top-tier starter…

God, wanna talk about nostalgia, remember the first Red Faction for - what - N64? No one had seen real-time destruction like that anywhere. It was incredible. The second game had an even worse single player as I recall, but oh man - I remember LOVING the PC demo (these days they call them “betas”) - there was a rail gu…

I forgot how much I liked RE4 Leon’s look.

I kinda hated that - Chobot broke immersion for me in a big way.

This is good Kinja.

Humans just kinda suck tbh.

I’ve always assumed they’re basically holodeck simulations in the universe for like teambuilding exercises and shits.

I’ve been AFK’ing it a bit because shrug - you can get a few hundred points every two minutes without bothering with scripting just by clicking a level and tabbing to another window. I keep forgetting to tab back though, and I’ll probably give up entirely soon because why. So far my Salien is lv.4 and he has a very…

The Dia de Los Muertos episode was definitely the stand out - whoever played that criminal did an incredible job - it really felt like the grandmother in his body - whoever that actor was, they deserve more work. Beyond that, eh - I was happy enough with the setting and plot, but I get that others feel differently.

Ha, I forgot he was in the Robocop reboot. I wasn’t a fan of Kinnaman until AC - he was whatever in Suicide Squad, which was shockingly bad and forgettable, and in what I saw of the killing, I couldn’t shake the feeling that he looked like a crackhead. I’ve never seen such a shocking body transformation - he was…

Interesting. I disagree almost entirely. There was some bad dialogue for sure, and the first few eps were whatever, but I ended up falling in love with it all the same by the end. I also thought the production values were stunning - especially when you compare it to MUTE (what the hell happened to Duncan Jones - Moon…

I still haven’t seen the Ghost in the Shell adaptation. I heard it wasn’t bad for what it was, despite all the controversy. Ghost in the Shell was one of my first animes as a kid, so it has a special place in my heart. I’m definitely curious about the film (though I haven’t liked ScarJo much in anything since Lost in…

Right? Man, so many incredible childhood memories from this game.

I loved Poe so much - he was my favorite character in the show. The actor did a brilliant job with him. I’ll definitely seek out the book at some point.

“It reminded me, unfortunately, of Altered Carbon, a Netflix series that looks cool and has a great premise, but is shallow as a puddle, uninterested in delving below the surface of the cyberpunk aesthetic to actually say much beyond “rich people are bad.”

I don’t wanna.

The first one is pretty good, while the second one is okay, but the other characters are the highlight. There’s some casual Bond-style sexism from his character in the first one, and just in general his character’s “appeal” is generally that he’s a roguish manbaby, or something. Also how about the fact that his…