To support my view, I'll start with the definition of "impressive."

Yes, there is something about her being a woman that makes stick-driving impressive. A little jewel called statistics.

$4 billion stake in the company, stock options granted worth 78 million a year.... a little division... oh! Man! 1.95% return. That is so good guys. So good he could buy a 4 billion dollar 7-year Treasury bond and get a better return, except guaranteed.

Oh good, now he has somewhere to put his dog.

Prious?

Haha, that was the worst part of the video for me too. WAY too many clicks. I usually just do one.

Looks, most likely. Might add a little pop to the exhaust sound too by pointing a little more sound at the ground.

I want this car. It was the best part of "My Week with Marilyn" that I was tricked into seeing with the GF. I'm only 6' so it shouldn't be too bad.

On an old carbureted car it's not that unusual to spit a little fire out the carb when you're first getting it dialed in. I've lit the top of probably 10 carbs on fire doing this - and the fix actually is to keep cranking. Once it catches it will put the flame out.

In 1933, advancements in the field of fluid dynamics led a joint group of German ex-pat researchers to develop a unique bladed air channel turbulator that boosted fuel economy by up to 40%. Their discovery was suppressed by Big Oil due to fear of lowered profits.

The roofline looks very Chrysler to me. About the same build quality, too!

Haha, you should probably buy a lottery ticket, too!

After the nuclear holocaust, the only naturally occurring plant life is algae. All other plants are plastic and purely aesthetic, and cars are hermetically sealed to prevent irradiation.

I actually have always liked the way the G37's sound. They are one of the few import cars that at least have character in their exhaust note, even if it is a tarted up Nissan.

My normal response is to park there anyways. Two wheels on the curb. Leaving them the passenger side to get in.

I have another story involving a starter installation, but with a twist:

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This. While the danger warning was funny, it was at least plausible, whereas the randomly dropping floorpan? What?

Given the reference to plumbing equipment and the force of the explosion, I suspect two possibilities: