The Coin-Op barcade in SF has this; I was confounded when I fired up the SF2 cabinet and Ryu's Hadouken has various properties depending on which button you did it with.

That the existence of a game like Kingdom Hearts is surprising. It was such a bonkers concept 20 years ago. 

All the surly, disgruntled “fans” need to chill the fuck out because they’ll be just fine.  With JJ in charge of Ep 9 there will be nothing original, creative or inspiring about it.

“common complaints are that KFC is too expensive, too greasy and not crispy”

I got a Rip Torn notification for this?

I just watched Boycott, with Jeffrey Wright, a few days ago. It reminded me just how good some of these HBO original films had been. RKO-281, The Tuskegee Airmen, Winchell and Boycott had been good enough to compete with the best of the major studios. It sucks that they don’t make great films like those anymore, and…

It wasn’t porn, tho! It was edu-tainment.

Aw, can I offer you a big ‘ol heaping shovelful of whogivesashit?

Here is how you fix it, shit can Young Sheldon then bring young Sheldon into the Big Bang Theory. You explain it as Sheldon switching places with his younger self after a piece of machinery engineered by Howard malfunctioned while Sheldon carried out an experiment thus creating a temporal fold.

The rest of the season…

This is where the Bond fan in me reminds everyone that it was Nick Nack, not Oddjob, who was the short stack in the movies (specifically, The Man with the Golden Gun; Oddjob is the fellow with the killer hat toss). That always bugs me with this game more than the unfair height advantage!

A quick note for desperate movie studios: I am available to replace Kevin Spacey in your movie. I won’t lie to you: I’m not a very good actor. But I’m cheaper than Christopher Plummer and I’ve never sexually assaulted anyone, so I’m clearly your best option. 

The fact that some of Springfield’s less threatening characters got in somehow makes me think they’re rather milquetoast and are just some social/philanthropic club, much like the real life masons

But you do have to admire their strict, and literal, adherence to the group’s name.

ATTACH THE STONE OF TRIUMPH!

Tell that to those poor blind cavefish.

The Satanists from The Ninth Gate....”BOO!”

Although the No Homers Club FREAK ME THE FUCK OUT!!

Better Fight Club than the current outlets many angry dumb white guys seem to be gravitating towards.

Who made Steve Guttenberg a Star? WE DOOO WE DOO.

The only Hong Kong Rom-con i’ve seen was Chungking Express (Does that count?)