Bearnaise is the way to go for most traditional chop cuts, and chimichurri is great on flank steak, hanger, tri-tip, and with a spoon.  

I was trying to quote Red Forman from That 70s Show but later realized he says “dumbass” and not “jackass”, ironically making me the “dumbass”.

Seems like you did not understand that article at all. You should probably try reading it again

If someone orders steak well done, they actually don't like steak.

How do I attend your Concern Trolling 101 classes?

An appropriate image choice because that’s the face of a guy who is anxiously awaiting the rise of rap-rock and nu metal. 

Yes, the poor man’s Spoon is fine.

But we can all agree that Wilco is still good, right?

The biggest problem with Weezer is that everyone was an idiot in 1996.

I believe he will get knocked backwards off the edge at the drop of a hat.

Finally! I’ve always gauged the completeness of Smash by whether I could play every character from Captain N: The Game Master. If we allow Peach to stand in for Princess Lana (due to the pink, obvs) then all we’re missing is a giant, floating Game Boy and Captain N himself. What do we think are the odds on that one?

I never got into the whole teenage rebellion thing.

Scumbag move for a company who makes a product to make money on their own product?

I resent that something like Hearthstone was even considered as one of the candidates, let alone selected as one of the three games for this program. Where. Are. The. Street. Fighter. Scholarships

i mean... it’s no different than schools offering bowling, or other non-sports sports. or like ...english classes about fucking werewolves and zombies and shit.

EA read and learn! Make a game which will generate world on buy. If player won’t like it (cause it will be unbeatable or 90% of trophies/achievements will be unobtainable) the only way to try another world generation will be to buy it once again. And again, and again.

I appreciate the idea behind it, but what he is basically saying is “I miss the days of unique decks, so as punishment only I can make the decks, and if you don’t like it, tough.”

I-HAVE-GRAN-TED-KIDS-TO-HELL

Oh man I was really hoping this song would be in there, but no. :(

It’s the Rick Sanchez, Eric Cartman, Joker theory. “Haha look at these guys, they don’t give a shit and they’re funny! Haha I wanna be like them.” Some of the biggest fans of these characters completely miss the point.