It's a movie with both graphic violence and nudity and it still caused me to fall asleep

What if it was Slim Jims?

HEY! Don't slight the fine image of Doritos like that!

I'm fucking mad that all my black t-shits with novelty "Got ____?" slogans are now invalidated

Emma Roberts has looked 14 for the last 9 years

Gen 1 only or GTFO

Arrested Development

Bobbies are not particularly fond of me, but quite frankly I think they're rubbish as well.

*woosh*

Won't happen. With Punisher buckled down with Marvel now it's all about teams. Seriously, Avengers, Guardians of the Galaxy, teams teams teams. The logical next step for Punisher is to make that damn Marvel Knights movie with other returned properties like Ghost Rider, Daredevil, Elektra, throw in Moon Knight because…

British Red Foreman

No thanks, I know how it ends

Nope, turns out she had a good defense

If they would only get around to making Scanners: The Musical

Jesus, you think I would actually spend time with THOSE losers?

As a Full Houseian I can tell you the community does NOT consider the crossover episode as Canon

I was going to say they'll just lazily throw Jackie Chan in there.

I… i think he actually has all those things…

Well Chex Quest was just a reskinned Doom…

Wrong. It's BEES?