My personal house rule: if you wish to google a card it HAS to be an Image Search

Question: Does Fishbone even HAVE 1.4 million dollars?

Funk and Soul university hands out PhDs like pez

He's no Jeff Mangum. Proprietor of the best place to have sex, the Neutral Milk Hotel.

He's just trying to see if he can assemble a cast consisting of actors and actresses with the dumbest tattoos known to man on the studio's dime. Negotiations with Megan Fox are apparently going very well as we speak!

Wouldn't scissoring indicate that they're FAKE lesbians?

Post Alan Tudyk spoilers here

I'll go as far as saying the soundtrack to There Will Be Blood was essential. To me the underlying score heightened an already amazing movie.

FUCKING GARGOYLES!

Hijacking this shit to comment on how we can't comment on the "Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers" newswire item. ARE YOU IN THE POCKETS OF DISNEY AV CLUB?

Along Came Polly, Twister, Patch Adams, Mission: Impossible III

"Hero Turtles" has got to be one of the dumbest localisations of anything in the history of everything. Seriously they go through what a NINJA is in the show? Why would it still be confusing?

Should've been "Rock Me Amadeus"

Considering Yeezus was not only the number album on the AV Club best albums for 2013 but also article writer Chris Mincher's own personal number one I think the answer is: yes!

"Mystery Men." The movie that the song was tied into and featured prominently in the video.

When your husband just signed a contract to be paid 7 million dollars a year for the next 7 years to play hockey you wouldn't be rushing to find work either I bet.

Bitch PLEASE! Heart is the second best power (after fire.) Heart is more or less the manipulation of animals. Imagine summoning a stampede of Elephants, causing blue whales to crash into battle ships, causing swarms of birds to attack the populace. Just because Mati was a big puss doesn't make heart a shitty power.

They're putting all their R&D money into Smell-O-Vision now!

Christmas is for Christians? Yah, and I bet you're going to tell me Hanukkah is for Jews!

I had to click "load more comments" 4 times to find this answer. That alone is a CRIME