Just gotta get through this, Melania, she thinks as she walks through the whispering wood. Just gotta get through this.

But if there’s one thing it really nails, it’s everyone’s favorite farmboy from Tatooine.

I am going to go ahead and suggest: Goose: The Documentary as a title.

Alternatively: David Attenborough Presents: This Fucking Goose.

Thank you so much! In turn, I very much appreciate and support the people who do weird shit on the internet.

Cecilia, I just want to say how much I appreciate your role as Kotaku’s resident Weird Shit People Do on the Internet reporter.

Wow so they really put PUBG over Nier Automata for GOTY. Nevermind that PUBG isn’t even officially released yet and is still in early access.

So, at first I was annoyed by this blatant profiting of addictive tendencies that loot boxes are becoming.

The sheer sense of elitism and pretentiousness coming from you is astounding

No. You can’t do it. Either put your money where you mouth is, or stop bragging. No one is going to belive you. You self-fellating is unbecoming.

Oh man what a waste of time reading your comment was. I feel bad about myself now.

Right now, part of me wants to make this mistake.

Their racing analogy is actually 100% correct, because to the OP, Marvel is harder than Street Fighter. It is clear they know that F1 is harder than Nascar.

“I wouldn’t know how to play the game with the gizmo” is just beautiful.

it’s because the kid is Korean and Korean law doesn’t extend to american esports. Since overwatch is American and the kid isn’t a citizen he has to follow the laws of his home country. Korea doesn’t have the law we have which says that anyone 13-17 can compete with parental permission. Korea doesn’t.

I’m sorry.. this is just fucking ridiculous.. 18? Most pro-gamers are at their prime around 15. Overwatch needs to edit that rule...this is just disappointing

Well, Eric, in order to cover game culture we often try to cover interesting or amusing human moments in addition to providing hard news or invetigative feature pieces. It’s a good reminder that players are crucial to games and that people are playing in a lot of different ways.

“just patch in...” in this case probably means major rewrites of the game engine. that’s just not going to happen for all but the most incredibly supported games. I doubt that the Crash Bandicoot Remastered Trilogy falls into this category.