If you smell what the Rock is cookin... It’s asparagus.

Oh God bless you for just performing the lines highlighted in the article.

Hi, I’d like to report a typo in the article. Several times, it uses the word “prank”. However, it is more properly spelled “attempted murder”.

Pour one out for the marginalized white males everyone.

Oh grow up. I’ve been staring at straight white males in comic books for 40 fkn years. The Broflake brigade is real.

Oh no! Taking digs at the most privileged category of people ever to exist!

Cope

I hear his copyright lawyer was also Dr. Nick Riviera from The Simpsons.

Pretty much all this, yes!

If it was REALLY realistic, the video would cut out before, during, and after every time you shoot someone.

We’re reading that statement very differently. I look at it more like “people were holding my silly monkey song to the same standard as famous rappers, which is ridiculous”. Here’s some more context around the quote:

Agreed. It’s too early for such bleakness. Here’s the rest of the panel. 

I can possibly answer this for you, as a fan.

Get ready for the apologists guys, you’ll eventually encounter some of them around.

It’s truly hard for me to imagine looking at a world full of busy people going about their lives and think that something’s wrong with them because they’re not paying more attention to me.

There’s always some bootlicking libertarian trustfunder in the comments.

You can watch the full video below; maybe you know some of this already, or maybe, like me, you knew almost none of it and it’s 42 minutes of really interesting stuff!

I’ve never heard this story. By virtue of that, I'd have never gone looking for it. Is it that hard to just scroll on by?

...Why would Canada have any domain over films made by an American and released by an American company?