These are beautiful, but some of them aren’t what I would call serene.

nihilism ≠ atheism

Edgy? Not really. You can eat a fucking dick anyway, I guess.

I don’t think of it as nihilistic. I wasn’t conscious for most of the universe’s existence. Why should picking up where I left off bother me? Consciousness is just a damn phase transition, an emergent phenomenon of particular configurations of matter and energy. “I” am just a series of waves averaged over the span of…

Then again, some might say that religion itself is nothing but an elaborate mechanism for coping with death anxiety.

Fuck THIS Shit, amirite?

Old AV Club comments section:

“Thank you for making our site’s community vibrant, intelligent, and fun!”

I’ve been trying to make a good faith effort, but I find that I visit and comment less than before.

If you’re disappointed in being first, I recommend you smoke some weed and hire a sex worker.

DRIP, can you introduce me to your girlfriend please? (this was a joke) Women who are into golden showers are hard to come by. By nature of this fetish’s popularity - like many of them, it was popularized by porn - it’s more typically men who are into it, and women usually either just “don’t mind” (a shitty option for…

In terms of Savage Love, it’s like being the only person to show up to a scheduled orgy.

It used to be exciting to be first, now it’s just sad to see an empty comment section.

Paul Verhoeven’s Star Wars Episode IX.

I’ve always wanted Spielberg to do Star Wars, but I’m 99% sure it will never happen. He’s too close with Lucas.

This news makes me so happy. Jurassic World was innocuous, paint-by-numbers summer action fluff. Nothing about having him direct Ep. IX made me look forward to it.

Remember when people used to comment on AV Club articles?

Good hell that art looks like something you’d find in a z-tier children’s magazine at a dentist’s office. The coloring keeps it from tumbling all the way down.

No love for his terrifyingly hilarious turn on Tim and Eric?

Since everything is upside down and backwards, I had to find this by Googling “AV Club Kinja hate it.” I hate it.