lol you’re so wrong.

Caster Semenya is not XX. She has a Y chromosome and undescended testicles that are pumping out testosterone. That’s the whole fucking point of the debate, yet it appears nowhere in this article.

I have a guess. Maybe with no more events, Lochte and co. were looking for/had drugs and were shaken down by real police, not robbed by thugs acting as police. Many times police will confiscate drugs/cash without arresting someone, especially with the dire straits Rio is currently in (police were not receiving regular…

He might have been robbed by actual cops, not people pretending to be cops.

I got robbed once with two friends while walking to the Hell-Osco on Milwaukee Avenue in Chicago. Following that ordeal, what started as a grocery run turned into a marathon beer and shot session (with many free rounds when we retold the hold up story). Adrenaline works in strange ways.

LAWYER: You can never go back to Brazil.
Lochte: Man, but I really enjoyed Europe!

Two people is NOT a fuckfest.

Yeah she’s great at diving... FOR COCK.

One night in undergrad I came home from a late night study session in the library. Opened the door to my shared room, and was hit in the face by a WALL of sex funk. My roommate was busily getting it on with her boyfriend who supposedly was only staying over every weekend but wound up staying four days out of seven…

Yep. Had a roommate do this to me. He was even nice enough to leave a note on the door telling me and our other roommate to not come home tonight. Fortunately, the ONLY window in the apartment that was opened was the one to his bedroom. So, I crawled in through the window, spent a minute critiquing his performance…

Can we not make this about victimizing women and can we stop with the overuse of the term ~slut shaming? Women are grown ass individuals who should be held responsible for bad behavior. We’re not discussing men right now. Her own roommate is locking her out the night before their biggest day at the Olympics. That’s…

Pedroso came back to their hotel room and found Oliveira there with another Olympic hard body, canoeist Pedro Goncalves.

I can barely get out of my recliner in 9.81 seconds.

Nice still image.

Barry, you should stick to your hot takes and soccer stories. You know nothing of the female plight! Magary on the other hand...he’s a FOR SURE hey-man!

It reminds me of the old Onion article “Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking my Cock?”

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

Finally, the moment my stupid Kinja handle has been waiting for.

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.