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Please. Show Lions fans some mercy, I beg of you. Eliminate the Lions so we can pick another team without the pangs of guilt. We want to leave the Lions. We just can't.

“as Mormont’s raven croaked in the rafters “CHEETOS CHEETOS CHEETOS!””

Sargent and Marchman are full of shit and they can go fuck themselves. And as a Lions fan, I’d take Andy Reid in a heartbeat. I’ll take making the playoffs most years over the shit stain that the Lions have always been. And fuck KC fans for complaining about how long ago their last Super Bowl appearance was. How about…

I like how Drew now pretends he eats the crust. Because he knows how disgusting and wrong he is.

I mean, scheduling Michigan is a gimme win for fOSU though, isn’t it?

2013: 13-1, Rose Bowl victory over a top 5 Stanford

How fucking dense are you? Everybody in college football is punching above their weight if you compare them to Alabama. It’s Bama’s world. Everyone else is just living in it.

I don’t think he was robbed by people dressed like the local police. I think he was robbed by the local police.

What are you saying, Scully?

New windshield wiper blade for the batmobile

;)

Then you must think FDR was full of shit. That being said, at this point it’s Hillary or bust.

This looks like something that should be an old times mascot or something

This is the Internet police. You are under arrest for failure to call a home run a Dong. Your punishment is to work at Deadspin for the remainder of your career.