I can barely get out of my recliner in 9.81 seconds.

Nice still image.

Which is why they need a Kevin Fiege, someone who works as the intermediary between the Directors and the Execs who understands the comics and can dumb it down for the Execs who isn’t Geoff Johns, they need a think tank of the best comic book writers in the business who help plot out how the shared Universe is going…

This is a another perfect example of how bad art can ruin a good story.

Who drew that cover? Batman’s legs and torso look like he’s trying to make a < symbol. Less Than Batman.

God, this art is awful

Good lord Romita Jr’s art is awful, he certainly didn’t inherit his father’s talent, did he?

Did you know? Every single person in Hufflepuff is also in the Friendzone.

Yeah! Who the fuck would want to be kind, loyal, trustworthy and dedicated?! Fuck those guys!

Slytherin are Trump supporters

I’m so sorry for your loss.

Hufflepuffs have bravery without reckless Gryffindor foolishness.

Merry seems pretty Gryffindor. He stabbed a Nazghul and organized the battle in Hobbiton.

Barry, you should stick to your hot takes and soccer stories. You know nothing of the female plight! Magary on the other hand...he’s a FOR SURE hey-man!

It reminds me of the old Onion article “Why Do All These Homosexuals Keep Sucking my Cock?”

The problem with this blog is that this has never happened, ever, to anyone.

Finally, the moment my stupid Kinja handle has been waiting for.

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

Here we have a woman explaining that women actually do understand sports, and doing so by demonstrating a great way to break your fingers while laying down a bunt.