I seriously thought this article was gonna be about something like this:

Hey, at least they got a new motto: “If it’s Boeing it’s kabloeing!”

Probably used some leftover Dreamliner batteries on it.

The cause of the explosion is unclear because no Boeing employee, current or former, wants to comment for fear of being unalived.

Cowboy Bebop already showed us this future:

Good for Michael Jordan. Someone with enough personal wealth behind him to mount such a legal challenge against NASCAR.

And I don’t get the appeal of stuff like F1. Seems boring.

Thank God she was only halfway there.

“Take my hand and we’ll make it I swear.”

Good thing she didn’t Runaway.

It’s 9 liters of oil, man. It’s never going to be cheap. 

Back in College, my dad gave me a poster that said.

Rookie Mistake.

I’m sure you’ve got it all figured out.

That stinks.

It is a modification of an old lawyer joke.

Somebody has to machine all those stainless steel parts, and that would be ME!  Those guys pay their machinists pretty well.  So they do create jobs, at least one or two. 

What do you call a bunch of billionaires at the bottom of the ocean?

Just switch it to 480v swap the neutral and hot, should stop theft