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My favorite movie theater story comes from seeing Jurassic Park. My Dad took me to see the movie when I was much younger. I had a box of Reece’s Pieces with me and a soda (important later). I am not sure I have ever been more enraptured during a movie. The scene in the kitchen in particular. I was clutching the box of

But we are talking about what kind of show it is and Farscape was a complete space opera, so was Lexx. 

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Not the most scared I’ve ever been in a movie, but this scene, which I saw when I was much younger, literally jump scared a box of reece’s pieces out of the box making it rain yellow, orange, and brown candies on myself and fellow movie goers. 

I would really like her to cover Home Fries. It may be one of the more bizarre dark comedy Rom-Coms I have ever had the pleasure to see. I went to see it with some friends years ago and they couldn’t stand the movie. I, on the other hand, laughed my way through the entire thing.

I liked the betting website last time. I did terrible but it was fun.

I am a sucker for a good dive bar and I would probably love to visit Paddy’s, but two other bars where I would love to get a drink are Caritas, the karaoke bar from Angel and The Barrel, the local Niagara Falls bar from Wonderfalls. Who wouldn’t want to watch some demons sing their heart’s out and I could do with a

I impulsively went to go see Parquet Courts in Lawrence earlier this year and fell in love with the band. A lot of bands are good live (and a lot of them are downright awful), but I haven’t been to many shows where the band seemed to be having so much fun. It was the only time I have seen them, so I’m not sure if they

Pig was one of the best movies I saw this year. Funny, weird, prescient, it had a lot going on. Iranian language film so you’ll have to do some reading. If you get the chance, I would highly recommend.  

This fucking assclown ruined my name when I was younger. I went by Ronnie for years fearing that when a teacher would roll call Ronald, I would mercilessly be called Ronald McDonald until I punched a kid in the face and was sent to the principal’s office. Fuck that fat clown. 

Do the Hemsworths get to include Larry?

Chvrches - cover Do I Wanna Know by the Arctic Monkeys 

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This is my favorite cover. It makes me happy.

I lived in China for a period in my life and while watching No Reservations years ago, he visited a bar and a restaurant I had been to and it made me feel a little special.

And 3 Kings

HBO Real Sex 35: Pod’s Magic Dick

Oh God, how much I’ve missed you.