Emily Ratajkowski saying her husband is not as rich as he seems is absurd. Girl, you pay the rent then, you have millions. They have a $2 million dollar house in Los Angeles, this is just him and her being greedy and exploiting something that was meant to benefit low income people. 

The reward was unjustified. Yeah it was a hit at the time, but the most part, her book is an eye rolly reference to a privileged white woman who was unhappy with her life. You’ll notice that the only women who emulated her were the same. You don’t see minority women in blue collar jobs getting a $200k book advance to…

Gotta disagree hard on this one. IMO Jagged Little Pill holds up as a top 10 90s album. It’s a viscerally angry album and Alanis is SO GOOD at getting her emotions across.

Don’t forget, Deadspin’s greatest two way threat.

meh, to each their own...

What if, as you were sitting there musing about how she should just be happy to have a job, a toilet fell from the ceiling and landed directly on your head?

Frankly, the real victim here is Alison Chu’s vagina

“You’re going to feel a little prick”

This story is both graphic and Magary-esque. Those of you who know what I’m talking about have been warned.

12 years ago I was 1 year out of college and going to a friend from college’s wedding. We were in a sorority together and she was marrying a guy from a fraternity. The reception was full of 21-27 year old current and former sorority and fraternity gals and guys, a Franzia fountain, and several kegs. Decor was folding…

Straight size? the fuck? Are we just saying whatever comes to mind now? Okay. Tickle Monster. 

I’m trying to wrap my head around the idea that “exercise is the most underutilized antidepressant” is “worrisome.” There are reams and reams of data and studies indicating that exercise’s positive effects are more than just physical, and speaking empirically, I don’t feel the same if I don’t exercise most days. I’m…

More like Bichon Freeze, amirite? Eh? Eh?

That’s cool I cut my hand on my plastic starbucks lid and bled all over my khakis.

that’s an oaxacan regional variant called quesohellno.

what

You shouldn’t let you’reself get hanged up on that.

So. Edgy. 

Pardon, fair maiden, I’m hoping you will
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