Reminder that it’s possible to believe both that O.J. Simpson killed two people in 1994 and that the Nevada parole board did its job correctly today

Yeah God forbid we ask human beings for advice when a computer can give us information.

idk. at least he started with a job and built his empire from there. And as annoying as he can be I think he’s a decent host. I’m still not sure what the Kardashians are good at other than signing business contracts...

Plenty of people have pregnancies without realising it.

This is far down so I do not know whether it will be seen.

They wear booty shorts, which cover a hell of a lot more than a thong. Also they don’t dedicate a bunch of camera shots, moves and close ups to showing off their ass.

I think someone having an issue with a lead being cast as female is indicative of much larger issues with women and those are absolutely grounds for a breakup.

This was posted today by Cheryl Henson, Jim Henson’s daughter and president of the Jim Henson Foundation. It seems like Steve was on the bad side of more than a few people.

“Mommy, look I’m in the big-boy truck!”

I have a weird nostalgia around Chicken Soup for the Soul. It reminds me of church camp, confirmation classes. Being a tweenager that wasn’t so cynical and skeptical.

If the son’s a twit, you must acquit!

That is cause he didn’t go against me. I can solve a cube in about 45 days.

“Fuck you”- Bobby Bonilla

Non-baseball fan has reasonable guess! Crucify them!

I’m kind of hoping he excels at baseball so I can laugh at the fact he wasted most of his athletic prime trying to play professional football.

Do you think that the current high cost of a Duke education was because they were paying the teachers too much?

THIS is my America.

I am trying to see the negative in looking like a fancy pirate.

I do some work for a local brewery. Straight up we brew beer and pour it, nothing else brewery. Had a dad come up to me complaining at 7pm on a Friday that the table next to them was drunk and cussing in front of their kid. My response “Don’t bring your fucking kid to a brewery on a Friday night.”