thevoidlesscreature
thevoidlesscreature
thevoidlesscreature

I had a 2nd trimester abortion for a wanted child with chromosomal abnormalities and that in itself was hard enough. I cannot imagine being forced to carry a terminal fetus to term, being forced to go through the process of either delivering or having a c-section, being forced to deal with everything your body does

Oh man I can’t wait for the morning twitter tirade from Donald J. after they announce Paris gets it.
It’s going to be awesome

We anxiously await being able to say “take the 5 to the 110, then go to the 605 to the 710" in 47 languages...

I wish everyone Tokyo advice!

He’ll probably get an award for actually using a turn signal in Florida.

That’s not really fair. As goddamn stupid as this is, it was taped before Manchester. It’s not like Katy interrupted a live broadcast of the events last night to be all “but wait, my dancers.”

Go back to the mid nineteenth century with that bullshit.

I do have to say that it does bother me that the standards for being on air network talent are apparently higher than being President of the United States. But that a problem with voters not network tv.

She’s pro-choice, dude. She would probably have resubmitted Merrick Garland’s name. She wouldn’t have picked totally incompetent people for her cabinet, people who want to destroy the very departments they head, and furthermore, she has nothing to do with what a state’s asshole governor does to strip people of health

YEAH BUT YOU KNOW WHO ELSE IS DEAD?! THIS GUY!

This all seems like a pretty fair response? We don’t have any evidence that he would even be good at doing some sort of political humor/commentary. Its hard for me to fault someone when all they’re saying is “look I just want to do my style of comedy” on their own show.

I also asked her to describe Trump in three words and her response was: “Stupid asshole”

Jeff Gordon as a color commentator is gold. He translates technical information to the broadcast in an easy to understand sort of way. He also recognized what probably happened to Logano’s right front which caused him to veer left.

If I saw that goddamned bear looking through my door I’d be making brownies too.

Guarini is acting and producing on Broadway and is doing just fine.

“I’m also good at making out and dry humping,” the 67 year old 7th grader went on to say.

Considering the Mets’ depleted-ass lineup, ‘anonymous players’ may literally be true, i.e. who the fuck is this guy in a Mets uniform talking to me?

You wouldn't think a person could be so wrong in a list of just three flavors, but here we are.