First, punctuation. Second, logic. Third, common decency. These are your goals, from easiest to hardest. Make them a priority. Take them seriously. Good luck, champ.

"take advantage of their employers"?

It seems like there's a simple solution: don't allow html in burner posts. Only text. It seems like this would be super easy.

She didn't want to take everyone back to the minivan to do the diaper change.

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.

In Russia- dick punches you.

Academy of Model Aeronautics. It's common practice for victims of murder attempts to seek comfort in model aviation, and the promotion of model aviation as a recognized sport. Life doesn't get more raw than in model aviation.

6. If your [sic] only going to show up for food and alcohol and really have no interest other than that

Within 15 Minutes? Did they stop and get a carwash inbetween firing up Google and searching "Gang Bang"

businesses will never tell you this but they can write off the credit card fees 100%.

Welcome to capitalism. You don't deserve to be in business if you can't cover your costs, and stealing your employees wages to cover you credit card fees is not covering your costs. And please, please take take that " small business, do everything they can, good community members, give to charity" bullshit and…

You repeatedly said "they" and I assumed you meant the company in the article. If you can't absorb the cost of credit card fees you either have to raise the prices or stop taking those credit cards. I realize that a restaurant can't stop taking Visa and survive so you have to raise prices. You can't expect to stay in…

You say the business can't afford to absorb the cost, but you think a minimum wage employee can? Instead of a business that grosses $30 million? Think about that for a second.

I don't care about the independent restaurant owner perspective. You DON'T steal from your employees. There is no excuse for this. And even worse it turns out this restaurant is very profitable.

Then they can charge the customers for it, to incentivize cash payment. Charging the servers who have no choice in the matter is ridiculous.

People need to figure out all the things that religious freedom isn't:

We envy you.

Damn you, Bootstraps Communism Hitler! You win EVERY argument!

You're a good parent. When I was 8, my parents handed me the "S" volume of our 1953 encyclopedia (this was the early 1990s) and told me to read the section about sex, and then left the room. I learned all about how to make soap that night, because I'd already read the sex section on my own, duh.

I've started a comment at least 8 times. I don't know what to say. I'm for artistic expression, but any moral compass would tell you this is 100% the glamorization of a brutal and horrifying crime. I'm also personally bothered by the fact that this stereotypically shows men as violent monsters. This is just wrong from…