Could God make a movie so shitty Eric Roberts wouldn’t star in it?

And Bruce Campbell. But that goes without saying.

Thank gods Lucy Lawless is still cool.

On the bright side; thanks to the terrible state of American health care at least 8 million of those tens of millions are going to be dead within the decade

It was fun laughing about this until it struck me that there are literally tens of millions of people for whom this is some real, no-bullshit, truth bomb cinema, then I just got sad. 

[Warning: The following contains references to sexual abuse involving children.]

Remember when white people used Chris Rock’s “Black people and N*****s” bit as cover for a whole bunch of terrible opinions? Well I work with people who will happily and unironically repeat what Dave said. Even if he doesn’t believe this shit, he’s making it worse.

He was defending Michael Jackson and R Kelly back on Chappelle’s Show and nobody took it seriously then, and they shouldn’t take it seriously now. It’s a joke. Dave Chappelle doesn’t really think kids should be happy to be molested and if you honestly think he does then I don’t even know what to say. I’m not saying…

Word. Me was a cringe-y first-single choice. We streamed the album a few times at work today, and the overall effort feels much adult, and pleasingly cohesive! That said, the cotton-candy-rainbow aesthetic feels like the $19 Target knockoff of Kacey Musgraves’ whole deal, so minus 5,000 points.

It is cloying childish music. Mass produced garbage praised by Buzzfeed poptimists and outlets that make a cut on big studio releases.

If there are any songs set in a low key, we’ll know.

Is she really still talking about Tom Hiddleston on this album or did I get that wrong? I hope I did, as that man already suffered enough, surely.

Looks fun. Will watch. Still holding out hope that the Grandmaster is gonna show up again, too. 

Sony would of had to put up 50% of the budgets going forward. Still, they get a built in audience and the ability to utilize Marvel characters they don’t own to bring in the $$$. It’s a stupid idea for them to leave behind.

Oh, right. I forgot about that mid-credits scene! Fuck, I guess that won’t go anywhere good then.

Although biblically speaking his name is spot-on. 

Tell your old man to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes!

The hell he don’t!

Well, I always thought Kareem was the greatest, but my Dad says he doesn’t work hard enough on defense.