I saw Harley Race wrestle Ric Flair once in Raleigh, NC. They both bled quite a bit from the head during the match, which shocked me as I had never seen that happen in the many times I’d seen them wrestle on TV.

Another part of my youth gone.

Yep. Well, except for the part where you gain 200 pounds and start kissing Putin's ass.

So, all action stars nowadays follow the Steven Seagal model?

Idiots, I only thought Batman was more badass after getting thoroughly defeated by Bane, only to kick his ass later in the movie

I love you.

sweet fancy moses, i would never stop watching that

Meowster Police, you could have saved her. I gave you all the clues.

The musical CATS was batshit crazy. What’s crazy about it, you ask? Every goddamn thing, that’s what. Everything Andrew Lloyd Weber did was batshit crazy. This movie being batshit crazy is the logical next step.

I feel like we need a Fyre Festival style documentary detailing how this disaster of a film came to be.

I’m obsessed with this movie. Not in like a fan way but in a detective who has spent 20 years tracking the serial killer who murdered his wife way.

I want to go see it even though I know nothing about the musical (I want it to stay that way, I want to go in a Cats virgin) and I want to smuggle kitty litter in so I can…

I still think RENT is the worst. I would pay one time to get high and go watch a live staging of Cats.

That’s the worst. I root for Skynet just to prevent further taylorswifting.

Don’t forget Taylor Swift taylorswifting

I love that these are the hills upon which Taylor Swift and Beyonce are dying. Not that they’re dying. Just seems quite the bookend... or antipode? Is it possible to have two opposite points when neither is good?

most dizzyingly atrocious musicals of all time

“The problem with the new Lion King is that the animals just aren’t expressive enough”

As much as I detested that scene, it’s nice to have that song turn up again. Maybe a bunch of kids will see Neverending Story, which would otherwise be kind of dusty by now. Maybe some of them will even read the original novel, which is frankly a stone cold classic of children’s fantasy literature.

I loved it. People were bitching that first week after ST3 was released that it takes you out of the moment and deflates the tension—or alternately that if those two characters hadn’t spent so much time singing it together that a certain someone wouldn’t have died.

Damn. Childlike Empress is just a mom now.