I think he and Bowie can go toe-to-toe.

Elvis was never in a million years going to make Low or Heroes or... any single thing Bowie made in the ’70s.

I love Elvis, but I think what makes Bowie a better answer is taking those same things and adding serious creative/artistic chops into the mix.

I can’t imagine an answer more basic than this, but c’mon: it’s Elvis. I think if we were to define cool, it would be some combination of rebelliousness, charisma, etc, and he pretty much embodies those in their modern public versions. Plus, and this seems important, Elvis never seemed like a dick or like someone who…

Glad Bowie made it, but no Miles Davis? Maybe his abusiveness is a deal breaker. How about Joe Strummer, then? Marlene Dietrich? Orson Welles?

Here in DC there was a protest/rally recently about a couple of cyclists being killed by cars parked in bike lanes. During the rally, Leno drove up in one of his umpteen cars and started honking his horn as he passed, because he assumed the people were all gathered to look at him.

RIP James Avery. That one still hurts every time I remember it.

[Conan] references a night when he, Jay Leno, and David Letterman all made the exact same Dane Quayle joke and “no one sued anyone”

HHH has a lot of faults but when he’s given the freedom to run his own show he doesn’t make many mistakes. It’s gotta piss him off to see Vince flush so many of his creative decisions down the toilet when guys are promoted to the main roster. 

The fact we were asked to sympathize with Rachel so much in spite of her awful, egotistical attitude drove me crazy, because I’ve known people like her. Not in theater, but in art.

Also Vince:

It’s Ryan Murphy. I’d expect those two things to happen in the same episode with absolutely no irony.

The most frustrating show I ever watched. But at least it taught me to avoid Ryan Murphy.

And on a Kurt Cobain Jaguar no less. Brie is awesome. 

Rest in peace, fuzzball.

RAWRGWAWGGR in peace, man.

In the talesfromthepizzaguy reddit, a delivery driver was bragging about spoiling Endgame to all his bad tippers that night.

I think it’s possible Will cheated. Since the start of their relationship, he has basically played a game of push and pull with Kate. Will has always been confident that Kate will be there no matter what he does. He publicly hooked up with other women while they were dating and Kate just ignored it.