What’s really funny is Hemsworth has gone on record saying he can’t maintain the Thor physique. He spends his whole life in the gym, it’s unsustainable. Fat Thor! PROBLEM SOLVED!

Now I finally have a retort for when my girlfriends says “Why can’t you be more like that Chris Hemsworth?”

Many people are now stoked that they have Thor’s physique.

So it seems pretty clear that Thor Lebowski is going to be a huge Halloween costume this year, right?

So basically multi-story rom-coms are rubbish by and large?

I haven’t <3

You forgot Angela Bassett.

Marvel casts immortals. Sam Jackson and Paul Rudd are only two that we know of.

Marvel really knocked it out of the park when they cast Paul Rudd. Apart from anything else, they’ll never need to expensively de-age him with CGI for flashbacks since he’s a functional immortal who has looked exactly the same for the past 20 years.

Really? That is a criticism?

Jon Favreau probably deserves more credit for the tone and aesthetic of the franchise. A lot of Marvel’s “house style” shows up in Iron Man, especially the tossed-off zingers and the overtly “sunny” lighting and palette. Also shiny chrome - lots of shiny chrome. Even the much-ballyhooed “gritty” aesthetic of the…

Hell, potentially even more impressive is that that’s true, but in a way that’s still flexible enough to allow the absurdist fantasy worlds of Guardians and Ragnarok to coexist comfortably with a grittier thriller like Winter Soldier. Compare to the unifying presence in the DCEU (Snyder), which every one of those…

Plus, a lot of Hooters restaurants have been closing.  Those servers should be easy to recruit.

I’m guessing their accountants are the assholes complaining about the service. If patrons are drinkless and foodless, they’re a) not patrons, they’re loiterers and b) not making anyone any money.

Seems to me it’s entirely possible to find attractive women who can also serve food. Thousands of other establishments have unlocked the secret, Playboy can too.

People complain about how the Marvel movies don’t really allow for distinct directors, but isn’t it fair to say that they’re still auteur-driven, only that Feige is the brainchild behind the whole endeavor? I appreciate that movie buffs see directors are being the true author of a film, but there’s definitely…

Imagine how many people could have been saved if Hulk wasn’t waiting for Loki to say, “We have a Hulk.”

That was a great line - but not indicative of the ‘Marvel Moment’ at all either, just like the column.

I had a blast with Thor Ragnarok.