Pirates of the Carribean: Ninja Meme War

Clearly not - he's alive to tell the tale.

No! Keep busting out great writing like this. Quitting's for quitters.

I'm selling these fine leather jackets.

It was funnier than your attempt, pal.

What are these fucking iguanas doing on my coffee table?

And don't forget…
Have a super weekend!

Hey, it works fine. Just ask Moetley Cruee.

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the children?

There are dozens of us! DOZENS!

Goofyvs Galactus.

Because, you see, we are steam-cleaning the vault, and we need to get your monies out so they will not get damp.

Iggy Pop
Iggy Pop does indeed still have to pay bills, which he does by hawking car insurance on British TV. The adverts make me, and a lot of other people, very sad indeed.

It turns out it's man.

They're so good I told you twice.

Speek You're Branes
http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhy… - an aggregation of racist, xenophobic and downright weird comments from the BBC's terrifying 'Have Your Say' website.

Speek You're Branes
http://ifyoulikeitsomuchwhy… - an aggregation of racist, xenophobic and downright weird comments from the BBC's terrifying 'Have Your Say' website.

Cursed by his own hubris.

Nathan Rabin, obviously.

I wish I had the nouse to whip up an ASCII Ginsberg portrait.