It'll be cheaper to recast than pay the originals, and since its animated no-one will be able to tell! It's a surefire winner! Right?

Sweet Zombie Jesus No
I can't type an anguished howl.

You should put some some shots of you smoking weed in there.

Just ask Karatloz.

Superb, but I think I'd rather do what Roald Dahl suggested - beat them to death with a leg of lamb, then cook and eat the delicious evidence.

Are you sure?

Hey everybody! I don't think this guy's indie at all! Get 'im!

Additionally…
I've enjoyed these write-ups immensely. Much kudos to Dahlen & Teti - my new favourite double act.

Permanent Death
I always liked the idea of a game where you knew at the start you had task to accomplish, but only a few days to live, so you had to find a person to carry out your task after your death. Choosing a different successor leads to different possibilities and outcomes. Having said that, I don't know the…

Knowing 2 - Oh God Know

Know1ing 2 - Shit, There's More Numbers in the Margin

This guarantees a sequel
Know1ng 2 - Known Un2nowns

Success!

Would you stop a child bride?
Depends. How hot is she?

It is customary to wish death upon you from some combination of cancer, fire and AIDS.

They should have gone the other way and rebranded it "Psy-Phi".

Watchmen II - The Legend of Nixon's Gold

Watchmen II - A Canticle for Bubastis

YOU GOTTA TELL THEM! IT'S PEOPLE! THE AV CLUB IS PEOPLE!

It's the reverse vampires and the RAND Coporation.