I have everything hidden away. I’ve been making homemade farm themed decorations & games ( feed the pigs & animal bowling ) for about a month now. I will be putting them out no matter what.

Anyway, he’s over 60 with diabetes, so he has to be extra careful.

It’s late and he’s a sundowner (from the advanced age and probable dementia), and he’s clearly struggling to stay on the teleprompter. He gets energy from freewheeling in front of a crowd, and staying focused on something serious is waaaay outside Mr. Impeached’s wheelhouse.

Are we sure you're not a dryer?

I’ve been laughing at this.  I was at Costco for a normal food run and the paper aisle (toilet paper and paper towels) was a barren wasteland of empty pallets.  There were signs up telling people there was a limit of 2.  WHAT?!? I can only buy 2 36-packs of jumbo toilet paper rolls?!?  What ever will I do?

I thought this was asking what sort of shame I was hoarding, and my immediate response was “far too much to possibly list, thanks”.

Toilet Paper and Hand Sanitizer Wipes.

I’m sorry but Jared Leto and all the little bitches like him need to stop whining about their near-death experiences and start respecting Mother Nature. We accommodate her, not vice-versa.

I tried watching episodes of his show on Netflix or Hulu or something. In one episode, he went to I think a kindergarten classroom, and of course the little Black kids were saying they wanted to grow up and be doctors, teachers, the President. He sat down with them and told them none of that is realistic, and they…

I just don’t think anyone who hasn’t had an infant to 4 year old in the last 15 years has any clue how much even a crappy daycare costs. And guess what, those of us who have are just trying to get through the day and not able to make this issue known.

Gawddammit, as a white person I am so fucking sick and tired of white people’s crap. This is just more “all lives matter” bullshit.

“....the incredibly diverse state of Wyoming.” Haha I live in the Wyoming part of New York state, also very diverse. We have all the different pickup truck makes....Ford, Chevy, Dodge. We even have Toyotas! Shhhhh…..

The “best” are the ones that wrote something like “it ruined my hair” despite the fact that it’s not even a hair care product.

Today, I bought a bunch of Honey Pot menstrual products and had them delivered to my local women’s shelter. Then I went and gave her company a five star rating and a glowing review. 

Ignorant racists aren’t going to beat the power of this Karen. #KarensForGood

I’m glad someone said this. I know that our criminal justice system is incredibly broken and I think that we truly do criminalize somethings that shouldn’t be...but how do you hold someone accountable for this? They didn’t charge her the first time, they told her it wasn’t okay, and then she did it anyway. In the…

She ended up getting arrested and was charged with “disrupting police services,” which serves as yet another reminder that this country criminalizes everything, and also that we each have our own definition of what constitutes an emergency.

“Garaffa’s license has been suspended for five months; Capece has been suspended for a full year.”

They ain’t really dead till you put 30 rounds into ‘em. Plus it tenderizes the meat reeaal goooood.

Why on earth would you use a semi-automatic weapon to kill deer? 

“ABC News notes that they “only remembered welcoming Buttigieg’s campaign as customers.” Oops!”