With respect, you don’t need a Ph.D. to tell that this thing is “fucked.” lol.

You’ve got me intrigued with this “microbial corrosion” thing, though. Mind telling me more about why I shouldn’t reuse my bell housing?

I’m totally willing to ship you a sample. I’ll break open my transfer case and see if I have any goop…

Somebody hasn’t yet exploded a wrench on a car battery...

Guys, honestly. We’re talking about a group of government officials in Boston that took like a month just to okay dumping snow into Boston Harbor when the entire city was buried last year. We’re talking about government officials that won the right to be the United States’ potential Olympic host city despite the fact…

Your son sounds dope.

This Smart Car Tank is the winner.

Everything else is just a toy.

Germany’s rollover safety testing is a joke.

The second one.

Not liking things because they’re hipster is the ultimate hipster.

A Stormtrooper car must be the safest car on the road. It’ll never hit anything.

Tennis rackets, cars, and model planes on a soccer field. Professional Calvinball team.

The take-away from this: Australians are the sensible observers of others’ idiocy.

Me right now:

Well in the end scene Bond did stop in the name of love.

Corvettes are gross

Asteroid belt rallying FTW!!!

Shift Up > Shift Up > Shift Down > Shift Down > Steer Left > Steer Right > Steer Left > Steer Right > Brake > Accelerate > Start Engine

A billion dollar fine isn’t a serious consequence?