thevelveteenhammer
TheVelveteenHammer
thevelveteenhammer

Fuck you

Good. I simultaneously wish these two a long, happy life independent of the British monarchy, and want them to shut the fuck up.

Maybe it’s because they just... aren’t all that interesting?

I actually read her statement as an admission. People are just “dumb” to care.

Imagine telling your new husband “Hey, you know how we’ve never had sex?  Well, I’m pregnant.  God did it.”  And actually convincing him of that.

Not defending the show, but there are hundreds of stories about perfect people being perfect and changing the world.

Hell that’s what Paddington is about, if you think about it.

Paddington is Jesus.

Yeah. Eight, ten years ago, AV Club was where I started posting. Couldn’t wait for lunchtime. Not to mention all the good book/film recommendations I wouldn’t have known anything about (stupid heathen that I am)

I mean this is not wrong in any respect, but and I realize that Mr. Gillis is not at fault for what I’m about to say, but... dear god. There’s no little chutzpah in hearing this complaint from the puppeted corpse of the AV Club, which long ago pivoted from being one of the more reliably insightful (or at least interest

From Brooklyn Museum’s website:

Is this a joke? She went to school for art. Those were her first jobs, and that's why she talks about it on stage. 

What Gadsby did was give the audience permission—moral permission—to turn their backs on what challenged them, and to ennoble a preference for comfort and kitsch,” Farago writes of Nanette”

Yes, there are definitely preexisting girl-is-not-right issues with Misty. She is on the team, but she isn’t ON the team, you know?

Then leave bootlicker

Dems not holding her accountable and saying she needs to resign immediately is just another tick in the box for “why Dems are so goddamn shitty at actually winning in government despite being the better of the two parties”

Repubs would gladly drive over her in a monster truck with their own children if it meant they

https://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/nejmc2201761 Firearms passed car crashes back in 2019.

You’re a real bummer and it’s starting to affect my sex life. Anytime I’m laying pipe in your dad he always says something like, “I’m really worried about Sam, maybe you can talk to him.” I get it, you’re an embarrassment to your family and everyone you’ve ever met, but maybe it’s time to just end the whole thing. You

Kendall and Roman updated her on about half of what they covered. Then they immediately walked away and started scheming again without telling her the scheme while they were in full view of her.

It’s cute, because you seem to have the same myopic “bare minimum of thought” about Shiv that Ken and Rome give towards their sister - that she should be okay with simply continued involvement in THEIR schemes as an important voice, and that her potential “individual moves” could not possibly include seeking higher

I guess he figured

I have thought for some time now that it is a response to one of the side effects of the one-child policy in China, which over time has led to a disproportionate number of young men without wives, and an increase of enrollment in the military.