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Found this on Twitter and I’m still LOLing.

Stacey Ash

My husband bought me a dachshund puppy, a few months before we got married, and he was my best friend. Walt was the sweetest, most loyal and precious dog. He was my constant shadow and my sidekick. When we brought our daughters home, I never did a late-night feed alone, he was always curled at my feet. He doted on the

Hey, does anyone else remember when the Reich Wing was all hot and bothered about Sharia Law and how we needed to fight those specific religious extremists?

My mom’s *crazy*.

I’m not really a believer in the supernatural, but I had a ghost in my old apartment.

Props to Reynolds for being a dick to TJ Miller.

This isn’t a scary story, but it is paranormal and true. I share it in the hopes of gaining insight or knowledge, or hearing from someone who can relate.

I posted this in years past and got stuck in the grays, but here goes:

I don’t want to assign my own impressions to your story, and I’m Anishinaabe so I feel a little more comfortable saying this than maybe the average bear, but when you described the drum circle and the irrational, seething anger you felt, I suspect that the camp ground is on former tribal land, and more likely a spot

why the fuck is your response to a purity culture article to do both-sidesism

I was gonna say... If you go to the doctor for pain issues nowadays, they automatically assume you’re just a junkie looking for a fix. It’s horrifying and dehumanizing, and I hate and dread every time I have to interact with a doctor because of it. That said, I can’t imagine dealing with the kind of pain you’re

I love these disingenuous comments. “How dare you write about x when you should be writing about y.” They did.

Ok, so he’s an asshole for talking to any person that way. Thanks for clarifying, I guess?

>LaBeouf admitted the plot of Honey Boy, which he claimed at the time was semi-autobiographical about his father’s abuse is “fucking nonsense.”

if only there was an article beneath the headline that could elucidate this for you

What a stupid country, reversing hard-earned freedoms so that a bunch of fanatical white people can live in what they perceived as a paradise 50-70 years ago...

Or a state has been gerrymandered to hell, and this roused numbers high enough to overcome the gerrymandering.

This is disgustingly elitist and creepy and evil. Fuck you.

Again and again, this is partly religious and partly economic. Before women poured into the workforce in the late 60s/early 70s, your average white man had an unpaid indentured servant who performed cooking, housework and childcare in exchange for free room and board, leaving Daddy free to smoke and work. This was