It makes me happy that Hannah Gadsby is happy. She truly deserves it, after all the sh*t she has been through.

Roughly 1/3 of Dear Prudie letters can be summarized as follows “Dear Prudie, my parents were horrible to me while I was growing up. I had kids, and they continue to be horrible to me, but now it’s in front of my kids. How do I tell them to quit being horrible people and quit saying shitty things?” Answer: you can’t…

Also, “a baby makes all the horrible shit from the last year disappear” ... then two seconds later “I won’t be happy unless Papa Markle gets to be in the L&D room,” basically. Can’t have it both ways, you jealous troll.

They also REALLY help you set boundaries. I would let my ex abuse me but HELL TO THE NO was he going to abuse my child. Especially if you are a people pleaser, you will fight for your child’s agency way before your own, and in my case, it helped me to learn to set better boundaries for myself too. But I never would…

Yes. My mother who watched motionless while my stepfather pushed my head underwater repeatedly and backed him up through all his years of cruelty has no place in my child’s life. Let alone him. 

I never would have cut off contact with my mom if I hadn’t had babies. I reached a point where I said to my sister, “I don’t care about the current drama with her, because I am not a daughter anymore. I’m a mother.”

My baby solidified my already hard stance on my in-laws, who are trolls.

I didn’t give much thought to my sister’s mental health issues aside from avoiding her. But then I had a kid, and I couldn’t stand risking his safety.

I hate the idea of a Revenge Body. It’s insane. What do you even hope to gain, here?  To make the guy regret cheating on you?  And then what?  Like, I get being mad, and I’m all for exercise as therapy, but this kind of crap is not healthy or reasonable.

Personally, I prefer a muff to a scarf.

Jesus, I bet even John Mayer is reading this and thinking “What a douchebag.”

To emphasis - this is a national program. It’s completely free when it’s administered through the schools as part of the national vaccination program.

I’m a straight woman of color and my dad sexually abused me. Let me spell out to you what incest meant to me. I can remember only a very few moments of my childhood ever being happy. There are no childhood photos of me smiling. I spent much of my childhood in my bed, under a blanket, crying. I was completely…

You’re doing the lords work.

I used to do this every now and then but it’s been a couple years at this point.. so for old times’ sake, here is a list I’ve compiled of some of my all time favorite Gwyneth Paltrow quotes from over the years:

Rowling is writing a part for Mackuley, he is going to be a young boy at hogwarts who is placed in new house , McCallister, with no other students. In fact he will be the only one in the house. You might say he will be in a home by himself.

Can we start giving royals applicable names again? Like Sir Brooksbank the Charming but Dim,  Or Lady Eugenie of the Hat.

Everything probably feels huge when held in his tiny hands.

Sounds like it’s happening because he needs the money. As to who is buying tickets... ¯\ _(ツ)_/¯

Hell yeah! I hate those people, because it always seems to be “damned if you do, damned if you don’t.” Good on you for sticking to your guns.