My loud chewer chews with his mouth closed but it’s like he has a microphone in his mouth. I cannot stand it. He’s also a slurper of noodles, soup, melted ice-cream. While he was eating lunch yesterday I actually put my hoodie up and put my phone next to my ear and listened to music to keep me from killing him.

I have a whole bunch of hand-made reusable Dept Health & Human Services approved masks. They have all ranged from $10-$20 each. Where I am, if you’re allowed to leave your home, masks are compulsory so I need a bunch on rotation. They’re also much nicer than that $200 one, made locally and fit perfectly. I have to…

Yep, also an essential worker. With a baby as well as a school kid. Pls send help.

Being stuck in the same house all day everyday (where I am, you cannot leave your house except for medical or care giving or supermarketing within 5km from your home, masks are compulsory everywhere and there’s an enforced curfew 8pm-5am. You can only leave home for work if you’re an essential worker and have an…

I would love him to come back purely for a Morrison interview. He could team up with his dad.

So Jonathan is the son of a well known journalist/ABC broadcaster and doctor here in Australia, Dr. Norman Swan (who has also done ABC’s Health Report since 1985). Sometimes referred to as Daddy Swan during times of crisis (bushfires, COVID19). I feel like maybe nobody did a check on Jonathan’s background before the…

I wish he would too. You know he’s Dr. Norman Swan’s son? I suspect he’d do a good job on Morrison.

We are organisers, pro-safety, we are on time, and we can run this thing. On a well-organised schedule.

And the comments section. Disappointing. I keep thinking next time someone says something stupidly out of line to me, I’ll go. But I haven’t yet. 

Me too! The creepiest. True to the creepiness in the book as well.

He is also able to be incredibly creepy. In Secret Smile (based on a book by Nicci French), he is the perfect psychopathic stalker. That book still haunts me. Pretty much the only thing I’ve seen him in where it’s definite no from me. Love him in Broadchurch, love him as Barty Crouch Junior, love him in Good Omens.…

I’ve been trying for a while now to get my husband to understand the difference between a good muffin and a bad muffin. And good muffins definitely have crunch to the top. Bad muffins are like sad cupcakes that don’t even get icing. Good muffins have a 2 flavour taste (like macadamia and raspberry, or banana and…

100% accurate.

Krispy Kreme came to Australia a few years ago and everyone was excited. Then we found out they’re actually gross. Like sugar covered sugar fluff. I’m used to doughy, slightly savoury donuts like hot jam ones from a van at a market. Mmmmmmmmmmmm. I just googled and found out no other countries actually make hot jam…

I’ve done a bit of googling but can’t find an answer. Does anyone know if Dunkin’ Donuts is connected with Donut King? They have very similar branding. DK donuts are good, but little independent bakeries always have the best donuts.

Your health system is a clusterfuck. I know I’m going to get comments from people upset by that description, but it’s true. I’ve had 5 COVID19 swabs in the last 9 weeks, all at different places (public hospital, private hospital, drive-through testing at a shopping centre). Not an issue finding places to be checked,…

Yep, reading this is like reading a horror story. But it’s real.

I don’t know why it reminds me of that scene from Sex Education but it does. If everyone else is going for president, then...

There will not be a low-rise jeans revival for elder millenials. We did it already. We have had the joy and comfort of mid-high rise jeans for a long time now, and we no longer have lower abdomens that will agree to being squashed into stupid bloody low rise jeans. Let’s leave all the clothing from that era where it…

My husband is the only one in his circle of friends with a full head of hair in his mid-30s. And due to COVID19 he hasn’t been able to get a haircut and has taken to wearing headbands. Please make him stop.