This checks out and seems news worthy to me. Rich, get on it!

If this is the Kids film I’m thinking of being discussed here, then it must be mentioned that Clark had an enabler, named Harvey Weinstein. Disney, which owned Miramax at the time, would not release the film, so Harvey set up a dummy label, Shining Excalibur Films, to distribute it.

Stallone, apparently, never cared much, saying in 1992 that he’d be happy to have a meal in pill form because “I’m just not prone to chew a lot” and because “It doesn’t go with my personality.”

I remember not being a huge fan of the sequels when they came out but rewatching them last year I think they deserve a rewatch by most. Especially comparing them to a large amount of Hollywood output we get these days. They may not have been super successful but they sure as hell were doing something original.

Somehow it surprises me that the Juggaloos did not get together during Covid.  They seem like the type of group that would clearly say fuck the virus and start putting on the clown makeup.   

Of course he did. Just another floridan turd I have to kick in the fucking dick whenever I get a chance. Swallow a beehive you pandering milquetoast discount trump wannabe.

The correct term for speedo is Marble Bag.

What if the new adventure is an adaptation of Tintin in the Congo?

And yes, processing trauma from your own private beach in California sounds about a million times better than doing it in a one bedroom apartment with a shared laundry room. 

Lopez does one of my all-time favorite pieces of physical acting in that movie, when after she grabs the shotgun from the trunk, she walks along the side of her car and without breaking stride just slams one of the doors closed with her hip.

If it means no more Triple D, hard pass. Every time I go somewhere I’ve never been I look up to see if there’s a Triple D episode on it, watch it, and almost always get a winner.

There is a scene in the short-lived television Ash vs Evil Dead where Ash is pulled into a butt. It doesn’t matter how much he resists or how aware he is that he is being pulled into the butt, the butt is his inevitable home.

“We’re divorcing because with all of our films and touring on hold during the pandemic I literally could not take one more day seeing his stupid face. Being away from him was the only thing making this marriage doable. We will be sharing custody of our fleet of nannies and ask that you give us privacy during our…

Just once, I’d like to see a truly honest statement from a public couple about their divorce: “We’re divorcing because we can’t stand each other and got sick of alternating between screaming matches and passive-aggressive gaslighting, not to mention the trashy sidepiece. We’ll see who has the better lawyer and gets…

Remember that video of the gun nuts putting a powerful gun in a little girl’s hands and then she accidentally blew her trainer’s head off because she couldn’t control it, a nightmare she’ll have to live with until the day she died?

Exactly. I have dual citizenship with Switzerland. Their government is Islamophobic, but they don’t pull shit like this. Once WWIII breaks out, they’ll be the only place where I wont be getting shot at. I mean, I’ll do military service, but they’ve been neutral for around 400 years, I’m not worried.

I looked for it again and found it! It’s actually much better than it was when I heard it in a crowded and noisy Starbucks; I only recognized it then by the words, I didn’t hear the music. Hearing it with the music, it’s legit - but imagine just hearing the words, and it’s surreal. It’s very much different from The…

People his age liked him in Soap and Princess Bride but thought it was mostly downhill after that. Although I liked City Slickers where he was kind of the straight man. Who knew Jack Palace could be funny.

I think you should try living in an egg.

“What should I do?”